You Know You Are A Maths Geek When...
You are walking home late at night and two girls run past, one turns to the other and says “this is the millionth time I have ran today” and you cannot help but say “You would have to start and stop running 10 times a second, while you said that you would have to have done it 30 times”
You know its real bad when you get home, do the calculation and and are disappointed you did not say 11.5 and then blog about it.